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Ray Brazaski will relieve the pressure of writing a bio by doing it in the 2nd person:
You have been a member of the Factory theater since the year of our (your? my? their?) lord, 2009. You were ecstatic when you were inexplicably cast in three consecutive Factory shows: Ren Faire! A fistful of Ducats!, Bustin’ out of the Hell, and Mop Top Festival. Your “day job” is creating and performing children’s theater for Child’s Play Touring Theater, but you’re perplexed. You’re perplexed because bringing the cartoonish, over-the-top acting style of children’s theater to the Factory works perfectly well, but drop a couple F-bombs during a kid’s show in the local elementary school gym-a-torium and you’re eating Top Ramen for the next six months. |
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But you’re into disparity and unemployment, so it’s all good. Sure, you attended an institution of higher learning. Two, in fact. Big deal. Let’s call them “Harvard” and “Yale”. Who the hell’s gonna check at this point? Like a heart-sick lover standing on a high cliff searching the dark sea for the joyous return of your soul-mate, you still watch Saturday Night Live. Yeah. You suck. In closing, you’d like to say something complimentary about your fellow ensemble members, but you’d need a separate web page to contain all the love and praise. Although sincere, you sense the thick cheese spread on that last sentence and the bile rising in everyone’s throat, so you quickly switch gears. And drop an F-bomb. |
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